Note: Please do not read this blog entry. Rather, sing it to the tune of “On the Road Again,” by Willie Nelson.
On the road again
Stopped in Wheaton, now we’re drivin’ again
The life we love is playing board games with our friends
We’re so sad to be on the road again
On the road again
Finding rest stops that we’ve never known
Eating junk food that may kill us very soon
Our car is packed, and we’re on the road again
On the road again
Like an old married couple in a Jetta
We’re the best of friends
Insisting that our car keep running on
And on
On the road again
Stopped in Red Wing, now we’re drivin’ again
The life we love is hanging out on Michael’s dock
Oh, we’re so sad to be on the road again
On the road again
Like an old married couple with a dog-child
We’re the best of friends
Insisting that our dog keep on behavin’
And sleepin’
On the road again
Now we’re headed to the Badlands
And we’re gonna camp for several days outside
Oh, I can’t wait to sleep inside again